August 2009
10 posts
Do You Ever Notice
everything looks like
A. deer
B. Cops
when driving high at night?
Smoking on my front porch
So I just got home from a screening and thought I would smoke a bowl. It was so ghetto, I was sitting on the front porch with a bbq lighter, sitting beside my cat. I’m all twitchy now and am watching something about Lost. I love that show boooooglyboooooglyboooogle!
Things I thought I saw while walking home high...
jborg:
Human hands coming out from the ground= plants
a cartoon animated, white mouth chasing me= grass
a glowing box-man standing on a goal post= someone’s bedroom in the distance above the goal post
a skunk rolling around= a puddle
a man hanging in a tree= leaves
I did, however see a real-life rabbit!
Miriam high
Miriam: Let's make animal sounds!
Jenna: Okay!
Miriam: meow meow!
Me: Hey what sound does a whale make?
Miriam: uhhh MOOOOOG
Jenna: no, no, what about an alligator?
Miriam: Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
Me: Oh my God
Driving Home
The other night I was driving home from a party and to say the least I had not gotten back into the best state of mind….
So anyway I was driving and I felt something hit my leg and slide down the seat.
I gasped so loud, like you have no idea….
Gasp right now as loud as you can.
Okay so it was louder than that.
Oh and earlier this week I smoked weed out my bedroom window… my...
Dieting
So I know this girl at school who lost 20 pounds from smoking weed. She just smoked up every day and did not eat when she got the munchies. So I think what I am going to do is smoke weed every time I eat something not great, like chocolate cake. I heard weed helps because it gets your metabolic rate to go crazy.
Well, I guess I will let you know how it goes!
This Blog
is dedicated to every time I get high. I will either post photos, video, or tell a story. I may even throw in a song or two. Basically this will be amazing. Oh and by the way, I am not a pot enthusiast or activist, I don’t care about legalization or pictures of a cannabis plant, I just smoke weed every once in a while.