November 2009
3 posts
Smoked on the bridge over the highway
fucked…
October 2009
14 posts
Oh Em Gee U Guyz
so high. I was just at some guy my friend just met today’s house and he watches the weird trippy movies and they are scary. We were watching one called Gummo and it is about kids who kill cats and sell them for meat to restaurants. It was fucked, and some lady was taping her boobies and I don’t know why. Oh I got my safari hat!
okay I just tried to figure out hpw to spell the word got...
“Christmas music is for scene kids”
– Jordan MacDonald
Blondie- The Tide is High
omg…...
MMMmmmmMMm
I am chillin’ in bed, listening to some Cat Power and Blondie. The shake is cooling me down, I feel so relaxed…
Goodnight
“OMG, IS THERE A LIGHT ON IN HERE!? Oh, it’s just a streetlight…”
– Jordan MacDonald
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I was watching Planet Earth- Deep Ocean Tonight
I learned some amazing things.
As I learned I realized that fish and ocean stuff are always looking for food all the time.
Then I thought that that is similar to when I smoke weed because I usually eat a lot.
There are so many connections it is mind boggling.
“If spiders could fly I would never go outside”
– Mike Hughes
Happy Kirk?!
I am reminded of a time...
when I hot boxed a tennis court storage unit with a bong made from a tennis-ball container
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“Planet Earth isn’t going to get high and watch itself”
– I can’t remember, too high
August 2009
10 posts
Do You Ever Notice
everything looks like
A. deer
B. Cops
when driving high at night?
Smoking on my front porch
So I just got home from a screening and thought I would smoke a bowl. It was so ghetto, I was sitting on the front porch with a bbq lighter, sitting beside my cat. I’m all twitchy now and am watching something about Lost. I love that show boooooglyboooooglyboooogle!
Things I thought I saw while walking home high...
jborg:
Human hands coming out from the ground= plants
a cartoon animated, white mouth chasing me= grass
a glowing box-man standing on a goal post= someone’s bedroom in the distance above the goal post
a skunk rolling around= a puddle
a man hanging in a tree= leaves
I did, however see a real-life rabbit!
Miriam high
Miriam: Let's make animal sounds!
Jenna: Okay!
Miriam: meow meow!
Me: Hey what sound does a whale make?
Miriam: uhhh MOOOOOG
Jenna: no, no, what about an alligator?
Miriam: Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
Me: Oh my God
Driving Home
The other night I was driving home from a party and to say the least I had not gotten back into the best state of mind….
So anyway I was driving and I felt something hit my leg and slide down the seat.
I gasped so loud, like you have no idea….
Gasp right now as loud as you can.
Okay so it was louder than that.
Oh and earlier this week I smoked weed out my bedroom window… my...
Dieting
So I know this girl at school who lost 20 pounds from smoking weed. She just smoked up every day and did not eat when she got the munchies. So I think what I am going to do is smoke weed every time I eat something not great, like chocolate cake. I heard weed helps because it gets your metabolic rate to go crazy.
Well, I guess I will let you know how it goes!
This Blog
is dedicated to every time I get high. I will either post photos, video, or tell a story. I may even throw in a song or two. Basically this will be amazing. Oh and by the way, I am not a pot enthusiast or activist, I don’t care about legalization or pictures of a cannabis plant, I just smoke weed every once in a while.